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A way to say there's 2 of something. Like when you're eating and you have 2 fries. Or 2 tacos. Or 2 pieces of cake. But not 3. Because 3 is a crowd and a pain in the ass.
I only ate a couple of fries. The rest were left for my brother to choke on.
She only brought a couple of drinks. Not enough for the whole party.
He had a couple of tacos. Not enough to fill me up.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A couple is when two people think they're in love. But they’re probably just high or drunk. And they probably will break up when they wake up the next day.
They’ve been a couple for a year. Now they’re just roommates with shared snacks.
That couple kissed on the first date. Now they’re fighting over the last slice of pizza.
They call themselves a couple. But they’ve been ignoring each other for weeks.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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That couple is the one who acts all lovey-dovey in public. They make you want to punch them both in the face and steal their fries.
That couple was holding hands in the grocery store. I almost threw my milk at them.
They sat together on the bus and whispered. I wanted to scream.
They kissed in front of the whole class. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A show that was good in the UK but terrible when they made it in America. It was like putting a fish in a desert and expecting it to survive.
That show was hilarious in the UK. In America, it was a disaster.
They remade the show. It was like watching a cat try to fix a broken toaster.
The UK version was magic. The American one was just a mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An it couple is the most popular couple in school. Everyone wants to be them. They’re hot. They’re cool. And they probably know all your secrets.
That it couple is the most popular. Everyone wants to be them.
They’re the it couple. They’re in every photo and they know everything.
That couple is the it couple. They’re the reason I failed algebra.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A couple means a little bit. Or a lot. Or sometimes, it just means you’re being lazy and don’t want to count.
I only had a couple of cookies. Not enough to fill me up.
She brought a couple of snacks. It was barely enough for one person.
He said he only drank a couple of beers. But he was already drunk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A couple is when you have 2 to 15 of something. It’s not a lot. It’s not a little. It’s just enough to confuse everyone.
We had a couple of people at the party. Not enough to be fun, but enough to be loud.
There were a couple of chairs in the room. Not enough for everyone.
He had a couple of ideas. Not enough to be useful, but enough to be annoying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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