a connor
A guy who gets his knickers in a twist over all the dumb sexual stuff on Urban Dictionary, but still laughs so hard he cries. His hair is brown and he’s single, and that’s a fact.
“Why is there a definition for ‘kangaroo sex’? I’m not even gonna ask.”
“I read ‘butterfingers’ and I nearly wet myself.”
“I’m single. I’m not even gonna lie.”