A Cluster Fuck
When you get royally messed over more than once, and it feels like your life is a never-ending series of disasters.
My ex cheated on me, then broke up with me, then came back and cheated on me again.
My dog bit my neighbor’s kid, then ran away, then came back with a raccoon on his back.
My mom forgot my birthday, then lost my gift, then gave me a coupon for a free taco.