A Clockwork Oranging
A Clockwork Orange is a sci-fi movie/book about a kid who beats people up, robs them, and then gets sent to jail. The government tries to make him good by brainwashing him, which is like getting hit with a brick and then forced to listen to Beethoven.
'I read A Clockwork Orange and now I hate Beethoven. He’s the worst.'
'My brother watched the movie and now he thinks he’s a droog.'
'The book is so crazy, I thought my dog was reading it too.'