A clean slide - When you finish your business and your butt is so fresh it c

When you finish your business and your butt is so fresh it could be used as a baby’s diaper.

I did a clean slide and my butt was so clean I could have skipped the wipe.

My sister did a clean slide and didn’t even need to use the toilet paper.

I did a clean slide and my butt was so fresh I could have walked into a restaurant and asked for a free salad.