a cigarette - A cigarette is a plan made by smart people who said, 'why wa

A cigarette is a plan made by smart people who said, 'why waste seven years of your life being a babbling idiot?'

I gave up smoking because I was tired of being a babbling idiot.

My dad’s plan was to smoke until he died, and he did it.

My uncle’s seven years of babbling idiot was just him trying to explain his life choices.