a chischilly - when you sneak a whole box of beer from a store like you’re

when you sneak a whole box of beer from a store like you’re some kind of beer ninja

I did a chischilly at the store and my brother thought I was super cool.

I did a chischilly at the store and the clerk just stared at me like I was crazy.

I did a chischilly at the store and now I’m drinking beer and my mom is yelling at me.