A-Chhrain
A Punjabi tech wizard who'll carry your ass to success, but only if you promise to never say anything stupid again.
"He’s my A-Chhrain. I swear on my mom’s life he’s going to kill me if I mess this up."
"My A-Chhrain is like my dad, but with better code and worse patience."
"That A-Chhrain just saved my project. Now he’s threatening to kill my cat if I don’t behave."