A Chez
Chez is like the fake cheese that tastes like plastic and oil. It's not real cheese. It's just a scam from the soybean people.
I tried Chez and it tasted like a gym sock. Not real cheese, just soybean trash.
Chez is fake cheese. It's not made from cows. It's made from oil and soy. Total scam.
Chez is the cheese of the weak. Real cheese comes from cows. Chez comes from a lab.