a cheeseburger - when you let your junk stink for three weeks, then you put i

when you let your junk stink for three weeks, then you put it in your friend's butt and they think they're getting a massage

i cheeseburger'd my best friend and he cried

my brother cheeseburger'd my cousin and it was the worst

i cheeseburger'd my teacher and she got a new job