a cheeken!
A chicken so ugly and stupid it was made by scientists who hate life and probably got fired from Equatorial Guinea. It has no feathers, no head, no legs, just eyes and a hole for eggs. Like a fart that lays eggs.
My neighbor’s a cheeken! I saw it try to lay an egg and just cried.
That chicken is a cheeken! I wouldn’t trust it with my homework.
My pet is a cheeken! It stares at me like I owe it money.