a catcher in the rye
This book is the best ever. It’s got swearing, sex, and a guy who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been sad. Everyone should read it and then tell their teachers they hate them.
I read it and I told my teacher I hate her. She said I was being a phony.
I read it and I told my mom I was going to run away to the woods. She said I was being a phony.
I read it and I told my little brother he was a phony.