a cat shit in my mouth
A phrase for when you wake up and your mouth is so gross it feels like a dog barfed in your face and then kissed you.
He said on Instagram: 'I think I died last night. Cat shit in my mouth.'
She texted: 'I woke up like I’d been licked by a raccoon.'
He DM'd me: 'I felt like I’d been spit on by a dragon.'