a case of the R.Kellys
When you date or have sex with some old f*** who thinks they’re still cool. They probably still smoke cigars and wear suits.
My grandma dated a guy who wore a hat and had a mustache. He was old. She was a f***ing tramp.
My uncle dated a 60-year-old woman. She had a cat and a coffee mug. He was a f***ing f***.
My dad dated a lady who still wore a dress. She had gray hair and a f***ing cat. He was a f***ing loser.