a casablanca
He’s the singer of The Strokes, and he’s way cooler, sexier, dirtier, and a better singer than you are. He’s a rock god, and you’re just a normal person who thinks they’re cool.
'He’s cooler than me.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re a normal person.
'He’s sexier than I’ll ever be.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re ugly.
'He’s a rock god.', said by someone who just saw him and now thinks they’re just a normal person.