a-car
It's like a car but with more Spanish and less fun. They'd rather fight over split ends than have sex.
My Spanish friend said, 'a-car is the worst, I'd rather get a haircut than ride with you.'
My cousin said, 'I got a a-car and all I got was a headache and a bad hair day.'
My mom said, 'I don't want to be a a-car, I just want to be a normal car.'