a car hits me and im in the e.r fr - you get hit by a car so bad you’re wheeled into the hospital

you get hit by a car so bad you’re wheeled into the hospital while everyone around you laughs at your pain

I got hit by a car and now I’m stuck in the E. R. with a broken nose and no dignity.

That car hit me like I was a sack of potatoes. I’m in the E. R. and I can’t even feel my toes.

I was hit by a car and now I’m in the E. R. with a bruised ego and a broken arm.