A Canadian
When you're in a country and you're trying to get out of trouble by saying you're from Canada, because no one ever hates Canadians.
"I’m not American, I’m Canadian. No one ever hates Canadians.", A guy in a jail cell
"Don’t call me American, I’m Canadian, and I’m not getting beat up.", A guy on a street corner
"I said I was Canadian, and the cops just smiled and left me alone.", A guy in a DMV line