A Cambodian Mudslide
When you cram your face up a girl’s butt and then she shits all over your chest like it’s a disaster zone.
He told her to stop eating spicy noodles, but she just laughed and pooped on his face.
She said it was a surprise mudslide, but it was just her revenge for his bad breath.
He tried to be cool, but her diarrhea turned him into a human toilet.