A Cambodian Mudslide
A Cambodian mudslide is when an Asian woman takes a dump on your chest during sex, and it looks like a flood happened in the middle of a war.
He said he was ready for anything, but she hit him with a diarrhea surprise.
She didn’t just poop on him, she gave him a full-on mudslide face-melting experience.
He thought it was a massage, but it was just her guts coming out.