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A kick-ass NHL team that I’ve been yelling at since before last year. They’ve got sharp players, a cool coach, and they are way better than the Leafs. They don’t need no help from the Oilers.
I’ve been screaming at them since before last year!
They kick ass and the Leafs are just sad.
They’re the best team I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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A team from Calgary that only won one Stanley Cup in 1989 and then got their ass kicked by Tampa Bay in 2004. Their whole life is Jarome Iginla, and he’s all they got.
They got their ass kicked by Tampa Bay in 2004.
They only won one Cup and that was in 1989.
Jarome Iginla is their only hope.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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A team with fans who think they are kings when they’re really just a bunch of trash. The Oilers are their rivals, but at least they have Jarome Iginla.
Their fans think they're kings but they're just trash.
The Oilers are their only rival.
They have Jarome Iginla, so they're not totally doomed.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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A team from Calgary with players like Jarome Iginla and Miika Kiprusoff. The Oilers are their stupid rivals because they live three hours away and are too dumb to realize Kipper is trash.
Kipper is a piece of trash and the Oilers are too dumb to know that.
The Oilers are their stupid rivals.
Jarome Iginla is the best player on the team.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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The most embarrassing team in Alberta. Their fans are either fat, stretch-marked whores or inbred mulletheads who think a Camaro is the height of luxury.
Their fans are inbred mulletheads who think a Camaro is the height of luxury.
They’re the laughingstock of Alberta.
Their fans are stretch-marked whores who think they’re fancy.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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The dirtiest team in the NHL. They’ll throw sticks at you, spear you with a stick, and bring in backup goalies just to mess with you.
They’ll spear you with a stick and throw sticks at your head.
They bring in backup goalies just to mess with you.
They’re the dirtiest team in the NHL.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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The best hockey team ever. They’re my favorite, and the Oilers are the worst team in the league.
They’re the best hockey team ever.
I love them more than anything.
The Oilers are the worst team in the league.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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