My life is a calamity of a clusterfuck. I got fired, my dog bit my neighbor, and my hair looks like a battle zone.

The party was a calamity of a clusterfuck. The music was loud, the pizza was cold, and my cousin cried in the bushes.

This week is a calamity of a clusterfuck. I forgot my phone, my dog ate my homework, and my boss thinks I’m a ghost.