a calamity of a clusterfuck
A mess so huge it could win a prize at a messy contest and make your mom cry.
My room is a calamity of a clusterfuck. Clothes on the floor, pizza boxes everywhere, and my dog is wearing my sock.
The traffic was a calamity of a clusterfuck. The car in front of me broke down, and the bus driver had a meltdown.
This weekend is a calamity of a clusterfuck. I got a tattoo, I forgot my keys, and my sister’s dog bit me.