a cagatura - a bunch of things that show up all at once like a f***ing pa

a bunch of things that show up all at once like a f***ing parade with no warning

I walked into my kitchen and got hit with a cagatura of burnt toast, a dead mouse, and my uncle's old hat.

The delivery man dropped a cagatura of weird toys and a suspiciously large jar of pickles.

My dog came home with a cagatura of muddy shoes, a banana peel, and a f***ing sock.