A burdick
A burdick is the hottest person you’ve ever seen. They’ve got a perfect butt, a great personality, and they know how to treat their family. If you mess with one, you’ll regret it for life.
My crush is a burdick. She’s got the body of a model and the brain of a genius.
My sister’s a burdick. She got a date with the mayor and still had time to text me.
That guy at the gym is a burdick. He’s got abs, a smile, and he’s got a degree.