A burdick
A burdick is someone who uses 100 pages to write a thank you note. They get mad about a $1 discount and think Walmart is out to get them. They talk like a turtle and hide from the world like it’s their job.
He used five sheets of paper to write ‘I like pizza.’
She got mad because Walmart gave her a 50-cent discount on a $2 item.
He hid in his shell for a week after someone said ‘hello.’