a buddy

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A buddy is a fake friend who thinks they’re cool until they realize you’re better than them. They stick around for about two months until something big happens, like you out-slang them in front of everyone.
Yo, I was your buddy last week, now you’re the king of the block!
I thought we were buds, but now I see you’re the real deal.
Buddy? More like buddy-who-just-cried-in-the-bathroom.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A buddy is someone who smiles in your face but gives you the finger behind your back. They’re like a two-faced pizza with extra cheese.
He said he was my buddy, but he ate my last slice of pizza.
She’s all, 'We’re besties!' then she texts my ex.
My buddy said he’d help me cheat, then he took the test for himself.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone does something so stupid or gross, you yell 'buddy buddy!' like you just saw a dog eat a sock.
Buddy buddy! That was the worst game of tag ever!
Buddy buddy! You just ate my lunch!
Buddy buddy! You tried to talk to me while I was in the bathroom!
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A buddy is two people who are totally in love but act like they’re brothers, even though they’re both lying to everyone else.
They’re besties, but I know they’re both still in love.
They’re like brothers, but I saw them whispering in the hallway.
They’re besties, but I saw them texting each other at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A buddy is someone who flips cars like they’re pancakes. They’re so good, they flip cars even when it’s not raining.
Buddy flipped my car like it was a pancake!
He flipped the car on the first try. No one saw that coming.
He flipped cars on a flat road. I thought it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A buddy is a dog, a kid, a man who can’t shut up, a butt buddy, and sometimes a real friend. Most of the time, it’s just a word used to say 'hey, I don’t hate you.'
He’s my buddy, but I still think he’s a dog.
She’s my buddy, but I swear she’s a kid.
He said we were buddies, but he’s just a butt buddy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A buddy is the only person who knows your secrets, your heartbreaks, your lies, and your weird habits. They’re like your personal cheerleader during your worst day.
He knows I failed my math test. No one else does.
She knows I’m still in love with my ex.
He knows I cried in the bathroom. Everyone else thinks I’m fine.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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