a bucket of blue ball dicks - when your body is so full of bad stuff you think you’re goin

when your body is so full of bad stuff you think you’re going to die from it

I ate a whole pizza and then ran a mile and I felt like a bucket of blue ball dicks

I got hit by a soccer ball and it was like eating a bunch of dirt

I drank a whole bottle of juice and it was like a monster was inside me