A boot in the freezer
A phrase for when your old folks catch you after a wild party and find something weird in the freezer, like your uncle's old boots, and they lose their minds.
My grandpa found a whole pizza in the freezer and yelled at me like I stole his soul.
My mom found my dad's old socks in the freezer and said I was a disgrace.
My brother left his gym shoes in the freezer and got grounded for a month.
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