a boiled bullfrog

My boss is a boiled bullfrog. He still thinks he’s the boss after we all got laid off.

That kid failed the test and still thinks he’s gonna pass.

My ex is a boiled bullfrog. She still texts me every day like we’re still together.

He got fired but still shows up to work every day.

My mom still thinks she’s the best at poker even though she lost 10 times in a row.

That guy still thinks he’s the king of the hill even though we all moved on.

My dad still thinks he’s the cool one even though he’s been retired for 5 years.

That guy still thinks he’s the best at video games even though he lost to a 10-year-old.

My teacher still thinks I’m the smartest kid even though I flunked math.