a blue hole - When the Blue Man Group jumps on you, and you’re like, why?

When the Blue Man Group jumps on you, and you’re like, why? You’re just a poor kid who wants to live a normal life.

I was at the museum and the Blue Man Group jumped me. I was like, what is this madness?

My kid went to that show and came back with a bruise on his face.

I got gang banged by the Blue Man Group and now I have a fear of blue paint.