A bitch with two boners
A girl who's getting hit on by two guys at the same time and can't decide which one to take because she's too busy thinking about which one has the better meat.
'She’s getting hit on by two guys but she's still thinking about which one has the better meat.'
'She's stuck between two guys because she’s too busy comparing their meat.'
'She's got two boners hitting on her and she can’t pick because she's got a meaty decision to make.'