a bit rich coming from you - A way to call someone a hypocrite so hard, it might give the

A way to call someone a hypocrite so hard, it might give them a headache or a nosebleed.

You’re telling me I’m a bad friend, but you ghosted me for two weeks and then asked for a loan.

You’re mad at me for being late, but you’re the one who took a nap at 9 a. m.

You’re saying I’m a bad listener, but you talked over me like I was a deaf goat.