a bit of this a bit of that
What you say when your computer dies, your Wi-Fi goes out, and your mom calls you at 2 a. m.
"A bit of this, a bit of that," he said as his computer blue-screened on him.
She cried, "It's not fair! A bit of this, a bit of that!" while her website crashed.
He texted me: "A bit of this, a bit of that." I replied, "You're a dead man."