a bit how you goin
a strange Australian way to tell someone something is totally sketchy and you're not impressed
He said the movie was based on a true story. 'A bit how you goin?' I said. 'I don't believe you.'
My mom's new boyfriend has a beard. 'A bit how you goin?' I said. 'That's not a beard. That's a bush.'
The ice cream was green. 'A bit how you goin?' I said. 'I'm not eating that.'
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