a bird never flew on one wing - when you’re high enough to think the moon is a snack, but no

when you’re high enough to think the moon is a snack, but not high enough to forget your problems

I ate a whole pizza and still felt like I was hungry

I tried to text my crush, but I sent ‘ur cool’ to my mom instead

I tried to take a nap, but I ended up doing 10 push-ups