A-Bill O'Reilly
The crummy mess left on the toilet paper after you wipe your ass and then it leaks through your underwear.
He said he wiped his ass three times and still had an A-Bill on his underwear.
He said he used the whole roll of toilet paper but still had an A-Bill on his pants.
He said he cleaned up after a big mess and then still had an A-Bill on his shirt.