Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A penis so long it could double as a ladder for a short person.

Bro, I saw your cock in the shower and I almost fell over.

My mom said I’d grow a big dick if I stopped eating so much pizza.

He got a big dick and now he’s the king of the lunch table.

2

Getting a big dick is like winning the lottery, but instead of money, you get a weird feeling when you pee.

I got a big dick after the shot, now I feel like I could punch a wall.

My friend got a big dick and now he won’t stop talking about it.

I got a big dick and now my pants don’t fit.

3

A big dick is a penis so long it could reach the moon if it was in space.

My big dick is so long, it’s like a telephone pole.

He’s got a big dick and he’s not afraid to show it.

She saw his big dick and now she’s asking for his number.

4

It’s a penis so big, it could beat up a chicken.

My big dick is so big, it’s like a chicken fighting a robot.

He’s got a big dick and he’s not afraid to use it.

She told me my big dick was so big, it could make a dog run away.

5

Big dicking is when you think you're the best at everything, even though you're just a noodle with a head.

He’s big dicking like he’s the president.

She’s big dicking because she got an A on her math test.

He’s big dicking so hard, he thinks he can beat up a bear.

6

It’s just a big one, like a giant hot dog at a fair.

My big dick is like a hot dog the size of a car.

He got a big dick and now he’s the hot dog champion.

She said my big dick was like a hot dog with extra sauce.

7

Hakuna matata means you’ve got a big dick and you don’t care what anyone says.

Hakuna matata, I’ve got a big dick and I don’t care.

He said hakuna matata because he got a big dick.

She’s got a big dick and she’s saying hakuna matata like a lion.