a big brick
A big brick is the ultimate weapon of the weak. It’s for people who don’t have a clue what they’re doing but still want to look cool.
My mom used a big brick to hit my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven her.
I saw a guy throw a big brick at a traffic light. It worked. The light changed to green.
I used a big brick to break into my neighbor’s house. I got a cookie and a scolding.
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