a better hand

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When you call your significant other a better hand because their junk is so good it beats your hand and fingers any day.

My girlfriend is a better hand than my hand. My hand is just a hand.

My boyfriend’s junk is so good, he’s a better hand than my hand.

My SO is a better hand. My hand doesn’t even know what it’s doing.

A better hand is what you call your SO when their junk is so good it should be a separate entity.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand. Their junk is a whole thing.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that can’t compete with their junk.

A better hand is when your SO is so good, they take the title from your hand and make it a better hand.

My SO is a better hand. My hand didn’t even know it was being replaced.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that got replaced.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is now just a hand that’s stuck in second place.

A better hand is when your SO’s junk is so good, they make your hand feel like it’s in a competition it can’t win.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that’s in a competition it can’t win.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that got beat by their junk.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that doesn’t know how to fight back.

A better hand is when your SO’s junk is so good, your hand is just a hand that’s stuck in second place.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that’s stuck in second place.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that got beat by their junk.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that doesn’t know it’s in second place.

A better hand is when your SO is so good, your hand is just a hand that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that’s confused.

My SO is a better hand. My hand is just a hand that’s stuck in second place and doesn’t know what it’s doing.