a bender - A party that lasts so long you forget your own name and end

A party that lasts so long you forget your own name and end up wearing the same shirt for three days straight.

I drank so much I thought my dog was my best friend and tried to marry him.

I didn’t remember my own birthday, but I remembered the time I tried to eat a whole cake with my hands.

I woke up with a tattoo of my ex’s face and no idea how it got there.