A Barrowman
When a straight guy gets a boner for a gay dude. It all started when John Barrowman played Jack Harkness on Doctor Who and looked like he was about to lick the TARDIS.
My dad saw him on TV and now he's flirting with the mailman.
My teacher got a crush on him and now she calls me 'Jack' all the time.
My cousin said he's gonna marry John Barrowman when he grows up.