a barrel full of smashed assholes
A barrel full of smashed assholes is when you look at something and think it's the worst thing ever. It’s also when you smell something that makes you want to vomit and you’re not sure if it’s unwiped or just cursed.
I saw my dog’s face after he ate the trash. It was a barrel full of smashed assholes.
My teacher’s desk smelled like a barrel full of smashed assholes. I think she forgot to wipe her nose.
My brother’s room looked like a barrel full of smashed assholes. There were pizza boxes, socks, and a dead mouse.