a barrel full of smashed assholes - A barrel full of smashed assholes is what you feel like afte

A barrel full of smashed assholes is what you feel like after a night of drinking, fighting, and maybe crying in a corner.

I woke up after the party and felt like a barrel full of smashed assholes. My head was pounding and my shirt was on backwards.

My friend drank 12 beers and then cried in a toilet. He looked like a barrel full of smashed assholes.

After the bar fight, I felt like a barrel full of smashed assholes. My face was swollen and my shoes were full of beer.