a barrel full of smashed assholes
A barrel full of smashed assholes is like a pirate's treasure. Only instead of gold, it's broken, smelly, drunk people who had their pictures stamped on coins.
My history teacher said kings and queens had their faces stamped on coins. I said, ‘That’s a barrel full of smashed assholes.’
The pirate’s treasure was a barrel full of smashed assholes. He had to eat one to get the gold.
My friend said he found a treasure map. I said, ‘That’s just a barrel full of smashed assholes.’