A-Bahh

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A full-on meltdown of brain cells. Like a kid who can't even do math.

Why is this a thing? I could’ve done this in my sleep!

This is the worst explanation ever. I’m gonna fail life.

This is like a clown with a broken nose trying to explain calculus.

So tired you could fall asleep in a puddle and not care.

I’m so lazy I could sleep in a trash can and not even notice.

This is like being a zombie who forgot to eat brains.

I’m so bored I could count my own eyelashes and still be bored.

A boy who thinks he’s a cat girl, but he’s just a mess who needs a life and a dad. He’s also a racist, homophobic, swear-happy disaster.

This kid thinks he’s a cat girl, but he’s just a disaster with no dad and no life.

He’s a boy who says the worst things and still thinks he’s cool.

He cusses like a sailor, and he’s just a boy who thinks he’s a cat girl.

A blind kid who’s got no idea what’s going on and probably thinks a wall is a friend.

He’s blind and thinks the wall is his best friend.

He walks into walls like it’s his job.

He’s blind and thinks the floor is trying to flirt with him.

So tired you could nap in a hotel hallway and not care if the bed was taken.

I’m so tired I could sleep in a hallway and not even care if the bed was taken.

I’d rather sleep on the floor than deal with this.

If I had a bed, I’d probably sleep in it. But I don’t, so I’ll sleep on the floor.

A word said to a guy friend group after an inside joke to make them laugh or make something seem funny when it wasn’t.

A-Bahh! That was the worst joke ever.

A-Bahh! He said that and I laughed like it was gold.

A-Bahh! That was like a joke told by a kid who just woke up.