A Babul
A Babul is an Asian guy with cheeks like balloons who is super nice but always late, like time is his archenemy.
He said he'd be there in 15 minutes and showed up 45 minutes later with an apology and a snack.
He used to be on time, but now he’s ‘too busy with his thoughts.’
He arrived to the meeting with a story about why he was late and still had time to explain it.