A Babul
A Babul is an Asian guy with cheeks like pancakes who is always late, like he’s got a personal grudge with time.
He said he’d be there in 15 minutes and arrived 60 minutes later with a story about why he was late.
He showed up to the party with 20 minutes left and said it was ‘a personal choice.’
He missed his own birthday because he was ‘busy with his thoughts.’