a babe in the woods

My cousin is a babe in the woods. He tried to buy a chicken at the grocery store and asked if it was expired.

She’s a babe in the woods. She walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a salad.

He’s a babe in the woods. He tried to fix his car and now it’s on fire.

He’s a babe in the woods. He tried to fight a guy in the subway and got kicked out.

She’s a babe in the woods. She tried to start a business and now she’s broke.

He’s a babe in the woods. He tried to be cool and ended up wearing a hat backward for a week.

She’s a babe in the woods. She said she knew how to cook, but now her kitchen looks like a war zone.

He’s a babe in the woods. He said he could fix the internet, but now it’s broken and so is he.

They’re babes in the woods. They tried to be smart and ended up getting arrested.

She’s a babe in the woods. She asked a tree if it wanted a drink.

He’s a babe in the woods. He tried to flirt with a squirrel and got chased by it.

They’re babes in the woods. They said they could survive in the forest, but they brought a toaster.

She’s a babe in the woods. She broke her phone and blamed the charger.

He’s a babe in the woods. He failed his test and blamed the teacher.

They’re babes in the woods. They spilled coffee on the boss and blamed the janitor.