a Ass Eatin Hater
An ass eatin hater is a person who shoves their face up your butt like it’s a free buffet and you’re the last customer.
My cousin ate my ass like it was a taco and I was the shell.
He walked in and said, ‘I’m here to eat ass,’ and then he did it.
She texted me, ‘I’m coming over to eat your ass,’ and she showed up with a fork.